November 08, 2007

As Heard In The Car

While driving to Walmart - or as I like to call it "Hell on Sale":

Boy: Something is wrong momma.
Me: What now?
Him: I'll check, you drive and don't get us killed!


Him: Laughing
Me: What now?
Him: The Boy got a zipper stuck on his teeth!
Me: *on the phone* "I gotta go, my kid got a zipper stuck in his mouth"
Boy: *Crying* It is really stuck . . . Waaaahhhhh!
Boy: *Suddenly not crying* Oh, it's ok momma, I got it out!

Seriously, you cannot make this shit up!

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