November 08, 2007

As Heard In The Car

While driving to Walmart - or as I like to call it "Hell on Sale":

Boy: Something is wrong momma.
Me: What now?
Him: I'll check, you drive and don't get us killed!


Him: Laughing
Me: What now?
Him: The Boy got a zipper stuck on his teeth!
Me: *on the phone* "I gotta go, my kid got a zipper stuck in his mouth"
Boy: *Crying* It is really stuck . . . Waaaahhhhh!
Boy: *Suddenly not crying* Oh, it's ok momma, I got it out!

Seriously, you cannot make this shit up!

Posted by Oddybobo at November 8, 2007 09:10 AM | TrackBack

OMG! Just wait til he's a teenager!

Posted by: Lemon Stand at November 8, 2007 01:13 PM

Heh - zipper adventures. Time to get a button fly, I think. ;)

Posted by: Richmond at November 8, 2007 03:23 PM

Heh... at least it wasn't frank and beans!

Posted by: That 1 Guy at November 9, 2007 07:27 PM

That's what I should she meant at first, T1G. I nearly cried on behalf of the poor lad. The horror, the horror...

Posted by: zonker at November 9, 2007 09:36 PM

Truth is always stranger than fiction!! *S*

Posted by: Michele at November 10, 2007 08:20 AM