10 Things I haven't done Meme

Tom at Hamstermotor nailed me with this meme. I am supposed to tell ya'll 10 things I haven't done so here goes . . . brace yerselves!

1. I have never eaten an organ of any animal;

2. I have never chewed, already chewed gum that I found on a chair;

3. I have never placed hexs or voodoo spells or curses of any kind on anyone, though I have wanted to many times;

4. I have never ridden a horse bare-back and nekkid;

5. I have never had relations with anyone of the same sex;

6. I have never gone skinny dipping under the bright shine of the moon on a warm summer's day;

7. I have never won more than $15 on the lottery, including scratch-off tickets;

8. I have never missed when shooting varmin from my kitchen window;

9. I have never missed the local annual county fair in my entire life;

10. I have never danced topless crowd surfed at an outdoor concert . . . wait, um, never mind - did that.