I woke up this morning . . .

So, I woke up this morning and stumbled to the head to clear mine of what was fast becoming that (so sick you can't stand) feeling. And lo and behold, I saw my shadow in the toilet. Therefore, my prediction is that we will have six more weeks of winter! Ha, and you thought that ole Phil had the lock on weather predictions. Well, you just wait, six more weeks of winter I tell you. Six more weeks of dry and cracking skin, cold toes, shoveling snow, and salty cars. Six more weeks of idiots who can't drive when there is one measly snowflake on their windshield. Six more weeks of the insane people in my office saying "brrr it sure is cold out there isn't it" Duh! When one is wearing a parka reminiscent of the one worn by Cheney in Poland, simply to sit in one's office, it is freaking cold! Get a clue and leave me alone!