Looking back on the year that was

Oddybobo's top ten significant and not so significant events of 2004

10. Assault Rifle Ban that didn't really Ban any assault rifles is finally lifted, meaning, well, nothing since assault rifles are still technically banned and the Ban didn't need to be in place since it banned a banned item? Does that operate as a double negative thus canceling said ban?

9. Michael Moore is exposed for the deceitful fat man he is by none other than a democrat! Go figure, Go Dick Morris!

8. Ray Charles died. :(

7. Liberals use any failure of theirs to decry the GOP: my movie tanked because of the Republicans, it takes me too long to get on a plane because of the Republicans, John Kerry lost because of those nasty Republicans!

6. We learned that all the Ketchup in the world couldn't buy Johnny the Presidency.

5. We learned that the MSM will never learn and while rallying behind Rather, they exposed themselves for the partisan hacks they really are.

4. The UN was finally exposed for being a lieing, lecherous, fraudulent, money laundering conglomerate of commie sympathizing cowards.

3. The left was finally exposed to the majority of free-thinking, moral, family loving American's for being a lieing, lecherous, fraudulent, money laundering conglomerate of commie sympathizing cowards.

2. We learned that with $250,000 and good weblogs behind you, one can derail a Presidential candidate! Congratulations to the honorable men involved with POW and Swiftboat Vets against Kerry.

1. President Bush is President Bush Again! "Excellent!" says I with fingers pursed together in a devious yet slightly errotic way!

Now, more seriously, the recent Asian Tsunami is not listed as number one because it is so incredibly mind-blowing everything else pales in comparison to it. However, as Bush is once again our President, you can rest assured that while he feels the pain of those in Asia he won't go on every MSM and cable network anouncing to the world the he indeed "feels their pain." In one very slight sentence, Bush does an end run around the UN and declares a lead position with other nations in the recovery and response efforts towards Asia, announcing his coalition was genious, and left those frauds at the UN wondering how they were going to get their lecherous hands on the funds earmarked for Asia! Go Bush!

Everyone, if there is anyone out there, have a safe and happy New Year. Oh, and just for fun, kiss a liberal at the stroke of midnight! With any luck they will turn to vapor "I'm melting, melting, melting!"