New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: Boosting Osama's Ratings

In answer to the question "What can Osama Bin Laden do to make his next video tape more entertaining?" I submit:

As Osama's newest tape scored 0.0 with Neilson (hat tip: Harvey), my advice to Osama is to add one or more of the following:

1. scantily clad Bollywood dance routine
2. scantily clad Britney dance routine
3. scantily clad Ashlee Simpson lip synch routine
4. scantily clad Janet Jackson/Timberlake routine with appropriate wardrobe malfunctions.

In the event that these do not score points with the viewers, a William Hung Christmas song impersonation would likely do the trick.