July 14, 2005

This is Encouraging

Newsflash! for those out there that don't know that I want to sit on the SCOTUS,

Bush has stated that he is willing to consider someone who has never sat on the bench before.

Hello! Here I am!!! Do you think that my personal emails to the POTUS got to him?

Perhaps it was that nomination from Gun Toting Liberal.

Anyway, I have my bags packed just in case. Oh and Ogre, I filled out all the forms in triplicate.

Posted by Oddybobo at July 14, 2005 08:30 AM | TrackBack
Comments

If you get a seat on SCOTUS, would you let me come and bang your gavel once?

..god that sounded dirtier then it was meant.

Posted by: Contagion at July 14, 2005 08:43 AM

Mass petition to the President! The Boboblogger MUST be nominated to the SCOTUS!

And Contagion, it's only as dirty as you make it out to be... which is... extremely dirty.

Posted by: The Babaganoosh at July 14, 2005 10:20 AM

You got my vote. Where do we send the mass mailing?

Posted by: vw bug at July 14, 2005 12:22 PM

Oh, I can just see the confirmation hearing now:

"Isn't it true that your blogfather is the sickest, most twisted man in the blogosphere and regularly violates the Communications Decency Act?"

Nope, not gonna be pretty.

Posted by: Harvey at July 14, 2005 01:19 PM

Barrister I: Ooh, that bit of a morning in the high court!
Barrister II: Oh, oh!
Barrister I: Oh, I could stamp my little feet at the way those counsels are carrying on.
Barrister II: Oh, don't tell me, love.
Barrister I: Oh, dear, objection here, objection there. And that nice policeman giving his evidence so well!
Barrister II: Oh, ah.
Barrister I: Beautiful speaking voice.
Barrister II: And what a body!
Barrister I: Oh, yeah
Barrister II: Oh, yeah. Ooh, ah.
Barrister I: Well, after a bit all I could do was bang me gavel.
Barrister II: You what, love?
Barrister I: I banged me gavel!
Barrister II: Oh, get away!
Barrister I: I did!
Barrister II: Ooh!
Barrister I: I did my "silence in court" bit.
Barrister II: Oh.
Barrister I: If looks could have killed, that prosecuting counsel would have been in for thirty years.
Barrister II: Hum-hum!
Barrister I: How did your summing-up go?
Barrister II: Uh, well, I did my box voice, you know, "what the jury must understand", and they loved it!
Barrister I: Ah.
Barrister II: I could see that little curly-headed foreman of the jury eyeing me!
Barrister I: Really?
Barrister II: Oh, yeah. Cheating devil. I finished up with, I got really strict: "The actions of these vicious men are a violent
state upon the community and the four pounds of the law is scarcely sufficient to deal with their ghastly crimes!"
Barrister I: Oh, yeah?
Barrister II: And I waggled me wig! Whoaaoha!
Barrister I: You waggled you what?
Barrister II: I waggled me wig!
Barrister I: Really?
Barrister II: Ah, the only thing I waggled!
Barrister I: Ooh...
Barrister II: Ever so slightly, stood in effect.
Barrister I: Ooh!
Barrister II: Anyway, I gave him three years. Merely took ten minutes.
Barrister I: Ooh...well, as I said to Melvin Belly the other day, you know: "You can put it in the hand of your attorneys, but it'll never stand up in court!"

Posted by: Ogre at July 15, 2005 07:37 AM

Oh that would be great if they picked you.

Just think, the BEF would rule the world in no time!

Posted by: Machelle at July 15, 2005 07:59 AM

You need to move down South quickly. Southerner, female, and of Asian descent? You'd be a round-tripper for the W.

Posted by: Two Dogs at July 17, 2005 02:00 PM