December 08, 2005

Weird, Who Me?

My "friend" Richmond has memed me! It is of course retaliation for the dreaded alarmclock meme from some time ago. So here goes:

I am supposed to give you five weird habits that I have - don't laugh, the first is a doozy!

1. When I get a clean glass from the cupboard - for myself - I usually clean the inside lip of the glass by wiping it on my shirt. I do this using my right breast as a buffer, so to speak, because at least part of it is the perfect size to fit within the glass. TMI? This also is my way of ensuring that my breasts haven't shrunk (my glasses are wide mouth glasses).

2. Whenever there is a full moon, I greet the moon and then I do a rather Elaineesque dance beneath it. I am not entirely sure why.

3. I can't sleep with my hair down. It has to be in a bun, and I will wake up 2 or three times in a night to fix it. When it is in a bun during the day, I will redo it four or five times throughout the day. And let me tell you, it isn't easy pulling 27 1/2 inches of hair into a bun!

4. Whenever I drink, I start to recite the alphabet backwards so that if I ever get stopped at a sobriety checkpoint I can say it backwards and chalk my inability to walk a straight line up to general clumsiness.

5. I will chew a piece of gum long after it has lost its flavor and until that gum has gotten too hard to chew comfortably.

I am supposed to tag five people for this meme, but I don't know if five people read this blog so I will tag Dear ole Dad - Harvey, Sarah of That's Not Very Nice, and Contagion cause he loves a good meme *wink, wink*

Posted by Oddybobo at December 8, 2005 02:29 PM | TrackBack

SON OF A!!!!!!


That's it, you're off my Christmas list!

Posted by: Contagion at December 8, 2005 02:49 PM

re #3: I'm with you. My hair is the same. Except I HAVE to have it down at night. No bun, no braids, but it has to be out of my face too.....

Posted by: caltechgirl at December 8, 2005 04:48 PM

I have to have my hair pulled back too. Nothing can be touching my face when I sleep... In fact, these days I have my hair pulled back *all* the time -- why do I have long hair again? **sigh**

Posted by: Richmond at December 8, 2005 09:24 PM

This is ulitmately your fault I got tagged! Great. Contagion is a twerp!

Posted by: Bou at December 8, 2005 10:24 PM

Hey, I infected you with a new Meme Virus.

Posted by: Stevin at December 9, 2005 06:41 PM

; )

Posted by: Christina at December 12, 2005 04:34 PM

uuugoeyx uakuva

Posted by: Arthur at February 27, 2006 07:28 PM
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