Weird, Who Me?

My "friend" Richmond has memed me! It is of course retaliation for the dreaded alarmclock meme from some time ago. So here goes:

I am supposed to give you five weird habits that I have - don't laugh, the first is a doozy!

1. When I get a clean glass from the cupboard - for myself - I usually clean the inside lip of the glass by wiping it on my shirt. I do this using my right breast as a buffer, so to speak, because at least part of it is the perfect size to fit within the glass. TMI? This also is my way of ensuring that my breasts haven't shrunk (my glasses are wide mouth glasses).

2. Whenever there is a full moon, I greet the moon and then I do a rather Elaineesque dance beneath it. I am not entirely sure why.

3. I can't sleep with my hair down. It has to be in a bun, and I will wake up 2 or three times in a night to fix it. When it is in a bun during the day, I will redo it four or five times throughout the day. And let me tell you, it isn't easy pulling 27 1/2 inches of hair into a bun!

4. Whenever I drink, I start to recite the alphabet backwards so that if I ever get stopped at a sobriety checkpoint I can say it backwards and chalk my inability to walk a straight line up to general clumsiness.

5. I will chew a piece of gum long after it has lost its flavor and until that gum has gotten too hard to chew comfortably.

I am supposed to tag five people for this meme, but I don't know if five people read this blog so I will tag Dear ole Dad - Harvey, Sarah of That's Not Very Nice, and Contagion cause he loves a good meme *wink, wink*