December 12, 2005

You Say That Like It's A Bad Thing

So evil soon to be ex-brother-in-law has been telling my nephew that he shouldn't want to be around me. Know why?

I'm a fat bitch. Yep, that is right. My 30 something asshat bil thinks it is acceptable to tell his 3 year old son that Aunt Oddybobo is a fat bitch.

Imagine my surprise when I was told on Friday: "Aunt Oddybobo, my daddy says you are a fat bitch and I am supposed to be mean to you. Can I spend the night?"

I explained to him, in my best fat bitch way that being a "fat you know what" wasn't all that bad. I got to eat what I wanted and no one messed with me! Then I told him, "you tell your dad, I'm fat but he's stupid. I can lose weight."

Yeah, I am so going to hell.

Posted by Oddybobo at December 12, 2005 05:52 PM | TrackBack

I don't think it's you who will be going to hell.

Posted by: Sarah at December 12, 2005 06:09 PM

Why do people do stupid things like this? Oh, durr. Cuz they're stupid. Fat is temporary. Stupid is forever.

Posted by: trouble at December 12, 2005 06:11 PM

My favorite t-shirt says "You can't fix stupid"

Maybe he needs one. Wal-mart... $8.

Posted by: jae at December 12, 2005 07:02 PM

That's not stupid; that's pure mean. >:^(

Posted by: pam at December 12, 2005 08:03 PM

What an a$$hole. Thank heaven your nephew has positive influences in his life.....

(And I have a recipe for some "not so friendly brownies" if you need to deliver some comeuppance.... Just sayin'.)

Posted by: Richmond at December 12, 2005 08:54 PM

Your nephew is a sweetie pie. Good thing he likes you so much :)

And yes, you are indeed going to hell. But it's a fun trip, isn't it?

Posted by: caltechgirl at December 12, 2005 10:14 PM

That's sad. But I was dying there when you quoted him! That's classic.

But you know you shouldn't have said that back, too, don't you?

Posted by: Ogre at December 13, 2005 07:20 AM

Sounds like your brother in law is deeply disturbed. Screw him. Kids are pretty sensible people, sometimes.

Posted by: RP at December 13, 2005 10:04 AM

Better a fat body and a working brain, than a thin body and a fat head, like some people.

Good grief.

Posted by: Jenna at December 13, 2005 11:05 AM

Wow, he sounds so..... classy.

Posted by: adamboysmom at December 13, 2005 01:44 PM

Oddy - girls are supposed to be soft & cuddly.

Richmond - remind me not to piss you off before eating your brownies :-)

Posted by: Harvey at December 13, 2005 06:20 PM


BIL is an ASS. There's no cure for that, either!

Posted by: Chrissy at December 14, 2005 11:38 AM

Simply amazing! How do such jerks live with the harm they do their children? Having that kind of A--hole as a father -- is there anything worse?

Posted by: Bob at December 14, 2005 01:32 PM

What a pathetic fark-nut.

Posted by: Contagion at December 14, 2005 07:16 PM

And he will wonder one day when his son decides he no longer wants anything to do with him. Idjit!

Posted by: Pam at December 19, 2005 12:51 PM

Not only is BIL destined to get the shit beat outta him, he's also wrong. I've seen the pictures of you.

Posted by: Two Dogs at December 21, 2005 12:55 PM

If you are a "fat bitch" then the world needs more "fat bitches". You're a doll, Oddy, and I hate your bil for being such a pig.

Posted by: Pam at December 30, 2005 01:35 PM