As Heard At the Doctor's Office

"When are you gonna shoot me?"

"Hey! That's Mine! I clean that myself! *when Nurse Practitioner touches his junk*"

"I eat my boogers. *when told putting stuff in one's mouth is dirty*"

"My name starts with R. *when asked name*"

"Where do I live again? Philadelphia?"

"That's a flag? If you say so. . . *when looking at the eye chart*"

"I know it's a cup, but my daddy puts coffee in his, so I call it coffee. *eye chart*"

"Is that gonna hurt me? *ear scope*"

"What are you doing? *nose scope*"

"Is that gonna hurt? *eye light*"

"seriously, is that gonna hurt? *say ahhhh!*"

"Oh, you aren't giving me shots in my butt?"

"Just my arm? I can handle that."

"Ouch"

"Ouch *with more emphasis*"

"OUCH!"

"I like power rangers."

Here is a picture of him waiting for the doctor to return and presenting his bum on which he expected shots. . .sorry for the blurry camera phone picture.

Truly random comments as heard from my nearly-four-year old at the doctor's office. Three shots and many laughs later, we are fit, healthy, happy, and quite the ham.