October 15, 2008

Bastard!

John Murtha, you despicable piece of horse-shit.

I learned from you today that those of us - all of us - residing in Western Pa are racist. Thank you for pointing that out to me. My multicultural family is so impressed and so is my black neighbor. Because by saying that "there's no question that Western Pennsylvania is a racist area" you have lumped us all in - dogs, cats, humans, rats.

So, my Asian mom thanks you for pointing out that she is racist, my black neighbor thanks you too.

Oh and let's not forget me, I can't afford to be racist as I am the product of two races, but it must be so as you've made it so.

So wait, while I am talking directly to you John Murtha, SUCK A TIT - YOU SHIT-EATING BAG OF MONKEY JIZZ.

There is a special place in hell reserved for people like you. You want to race-bait, do it someplace else - I'll be damned if I am going to listen to some rich, white man tell me I am the one who is a racist. Bastard!


So ends my attempt to ignore politics for a week.

Posted by Oddybobo at October 15, 2008 07:48 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Uhm, I like looking at photos of your family instead. Could you bring those back, please?

My Mom, who is voting for The Hope-y Change-y Guy, told me on the phone last night that I was being a racist on my blog. WTF?

I told her I would have been THRILLED if Condie or Colin ran. What is this racist thingie of which she speaks?

People are being a rare form of crazy lately, the likes of which I, in my short life, have never ever seen before. I hope it ends soon, in our favor. I fear it won't.

My heart goes out.

Posted by: Erica at October 15, 2008 08:23 PM

I love your new name for Murtha. Fits the rat bastard to a tee.

Posted by: pam at October 15, 2008 09:05 PM

Ambiguity is certainly not your strong suit, Oddy. That comment from Murtha is just so out of character, he always seems so rational and intelligent. And his character is certainly above reproach, you know turning down that 50,000 dollar ABSCAM bribe. He never did let it be known what the necessary amount was that he was willing to take. Honor.

And he almost became the Speaker. Pelosi must have been awesome to beat Murtha out.

Posted by: Two Dogs at October 16, 2008 12:08 AM

You Western PA racists just need some sensitivity training:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyimYYTVAjU

Posted by: Jerry at October 16, 2008 12:40 AM

ROFL- Loved it! Rant on Babee! Rant on!

Posted by: Rave at October 16, 2008 08:40 AM

Why you gotta be so nice when talkin' about that son of a bitch? ;-)

Really, what you say is true, but he's much MUCH worse. Not many politicians I hate more than him.

That being said - I'm with you, trying very hard to NOT write about the politics. Unlike you, I have no cute pictures to post, so I'll just come over and look at yours.

Posted by: Tammi at October 16, 2008 10:28 AM

tell us how you really feel! OTOH, you made me spit all over my screen!

Posted by: caltechgirl at October 16, 2008 11:54 AM

Wow. If Western Pennsylvania is that racist, what does that make us toothless rednecks here down Sowth in Jaw-ja?

Even worse - I'm originally from West Virginia, just a few hours drive from your neck of the woods.

Posted by: diamond dave at October 16, 2008 02:28 PM

Get him, Oddy!!! What a complete jackass!

Posted by: Richmond at October 16, 2008 06:03 PM

I hope you didn't offend any bags of monkey jizz by lumping that jack in with them...

;)

Posted by: T1G at October 17, 2008 08:28 AM