September 29, 2009

Lawyers, Guns & Money

So, I've been having a dandy of a time chumming for twitterbots on Twitter. Yes, I tweet, what's it to ya?

It suddenly occurred to me that I have nothing interesting to say. nothing. I don't even have anything remotely interesting to say in 140 characters or less.

I haven't had any really good cases since Perez Hilton called me a legal goon - in fact, the economy has struck the legal industry and my pay got cut - at least I didn't get downsized.

The summer was even boring - save getting left by my husband of 13 years and partner of 16. I mean, I only saw one pair of assless chaps at the Easy Rider Rodeo!

The fall, all one week and two days of it . . . has been cold and rainy mostly. The brightest spot is my new bedding.

Wait! I won a shotgun the otherday . . . so there's that! That's what I need to bring me out of my doldrums - more guns!

I shall leave you with this picture: it was self defense. He attacked me for baking his friends into a cake the day before. Poor guy . . . didn't have a chance. *snicker*

murdered apple.jpg

Posted by Oddybobo at September 29, 2009 01:57 PM | TrackBack

One Glock and pie, please!

Posted by: JihadGene at September 29, 2009 01:58 PM

Sorry your summer was a tough one. Praying for better times ahead.

Posted by: JihadGene at September 29, 2009 02:05 PM

All that's missing is the "have a nice day" smiley face on the apple.

Hope your fall goes better than your summer did. Being a native of West Virginia, I know the autumn colors up that way are simply amazing.

Posted by: diamond dave at September 29, 2009 02:23 PM

Nice shot!! :)

Here's [raising my apple] to better days -and nights- ahead.

Posted by: Pam at September 29, 2009 03:16 PM

Hoping for better days ahead!

And watch out for the pumpkins - I hear they travel in packs!

Posted by: jck at September 29, 2009 06:21 PM

It's not just the legal industry, my husband's has been hit hard too. He's furloughed on Monday, along with his personal assistant. We were hoping it would pick back up in Oct since Sept was the first month since May that he broke even and we didn't live out of savings, but as of the 1st week, Oct is going to suck too. Thankfully I have a job, for now, and just keep pushing towards full time to help pay bills.

It's hit just about everyone. I've been surprised by the types of businesses effected.

Posted by: Bou at September 29, 2009 09:34 PM

Oh, side deal... please continue my fight to my eldest boy that everything is not EPIC. Good Grief. He said you said the same thing. Also, feel free to find out if he has a gf. He swears he doesn't... Heh.

Posted by: Bou at September 29, 2009 09:36 PM

Things have to get better...keeping you in my thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: Theresa at September 30, 2009 06:54 AM

Guns are good!!

As is new bedding... Hugs to you.

Posted by: Richmond at September 30, 2009 01:21 PM

Another apple falls to the senseless violence of fruit discrimination. Shame! :)

Posted by: Graumagus at September 30, 2009 11:23 PM
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