January 17, 2006

Perchance to Dream

I dreamt of snakes last night. More specifically, I dreamt of two entwined copperheads that seemed to morph into pythons before my eyes. They were huge.

In my dream, they were chasing my puppy, one got ahold of the pup and I smacked it until it let go, if it were still a copperhead my pup would have been a goner. Still, it is quite impossible for one to smack a python to make it let go seeing as how it has teeth curved inwards . . . byegones.

Anyway, in my dream, I run into the house and grab my snub-nosed .22. She should do the trick to off a big ole' snake. Aiming my trusty sidearm, I fire, except instead of a loud bang, I hear a spraying sound, my .22 is spraying citronella spray at the snake who is - get this - squinting to keep it from going in his eyes.

I aim and fire again, same thing. I look down at my snubby and it has morphed into a .22 revolver that I have. I open her up and none of the rounds will fall out. They have morphed into candy coated bullets. I proceed to chew the glazed sugar off the back of the rounds and replace them into the revolver. When I turn to shoot the snakes, they are laughing at me! Laughing at me!

I woke up shortly after this, should I be worried?

Posted by Oddybobo at January 17, 2006 03:50 PM | TrackBack

I would say it's telling you to lay off the sugar before bed.

Either that or alcohol.

Posted by: Machelle at January 17, 2006 04:22 PM

Fear not... sounds like a perfectly normal dream to me.

It would've been weird if the snakes were playing the bongos.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at January 17, 2006 05:35 PM

The way I see it, if Ray Nagin dreams of a "chocolate city" and thinks God's angry at Republicans for fighting terrorism -- then you're permitted a weird dream about snakes, puppies and candy bullets.

Posted by: Bob at January 17, 2006 05:54 PM

... should you be worried?... bloody hell, woman, I would be..

Posted by: Eric at January 17, 2006 07:16 PM

I don't know, when you woke up did you have the urge to dip your puppy in sugar and eat him?

Posted by: Contagion at January 17, 2006 07:34 PM

Did it feel like a nonsense dream? If yes I'd say no you have nothing to worry about....

A copperhead/python squinting it's eyes....BAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: ktreva at January 17, 2006 09:44 PM

Ummm, I always heard that dreaming about snakes if you're a woman is about sex. Can't seem to kill that snake in your dream... it just keeps on keepin' on. Just sayin'! ;-)

Posted by: Bou at January 18, 2006 07:27 AM

I had that dream too!

Well, sort of --

In my dream, the snakes were really elephants. And instead of a puppy, they were chasing the moon. And instead of smacking it, I shot it with a howitzer. Well, it was sort of the same dream...

Posted by: Ogre at January 18, 2006 07:32 AM

Well, better snakes than spiders, in my book. And you were armed so that's good! I would be pretty hopeful I think....

Posted by: Richmond at January 18, 2006 07:45 AM

Did the snake, perchance, say "Hmmmm", "Heh", or "Indeed" while it was noshing on your puppy? :-)

Posted by: Harvey at January 18, 2006 05:27 PM

Wow. Go back to sleep; I want to know if there's a sequel... ;)

Posted by: pam at January 19, 2006 09:53 AM

TAG! You're it!

Posted by: Contagion at January 19, 2006 12:40 PM