Do You Have That Sick Feeling?

Science has discovered a new illness and treatment is being delivered daily. If you have any of these symptoms, call 1-800-ADLTAGN immediately! Therapists are standing by to help you.

"do you suffer from the - I forgots?"

"do you refer to the toilet as the potty?"

"do you refer to your significant other as 'mommy/daddy' when discussing business with clients?"

"do you have an urge for chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast?"

"do you sit on your couch holding a stuffed bear?"

"Can you spot someone who is about to puke before even they know it?"

"do you randomly respond to questions with 'because mommy/daddy said so!"

"do you ask random strangers questions in a sing-songy voice?"

"do you see a stain on your clothing and recognize it as the pudding, icecream, ketchup or cheese your child had for dinner?"

"do you right toys you accidentally knock over?"

"do you find it perfectly acceptable to discuss bodily fluids, functions and or noises at a dinner table?"

"do you instinctively know a baby, which isn't yours, is crying or fussing without actually hearing it?"

"do you sing songs from cartoons or movies while driving to work?"

"does it take you until 4pm to realize you have been sporting a Dora bandaid on your forehead for an imaginary boo-boo?"

"did you just say boo-boo?"

If so, you are suffering from TODDLERITIS. Call the number at the bottom of this screen and a kind adult will talk to you in kind adult words about the adult world. The therapy is just a phone call away . . .

1-800-ADLTAGN That's 1-800-ADLTAGN

Therapists are standing by!