April 24, 2006

Goin' To Austin!

Yep! On Friday I'm heading down to hook up with Bloggers from hither and yon for the Austin "Blown-Eyed Blodgers" blogmeet.

I can hardly wait!

I've a list of things to do before I go:

1.) Pedicure;
2.) Lose 50 pounds stat;
3.) Eat lots of bread to soak up any liquor consumed during the weekend . . .;
4.) pack!

Ok, look, I do have a dilemma. I'm fat. It is hot in Texas. Very hot. That requires minimalist clothing. Hence the dilemma. I'm fat.

No one, but no one, needs to see my fat white, tannless legs, nor my rolls of arm-fat, nor my fat thighs. Seriously! I'll look like a sweaty-out-of-place whale. "Fat-Bottom Girls" was actually written for me. Sorry, I don't paint a pretty picture. Alas, I know I must bust out the minimalist clothing I loathe. Ack!

But on the brighter side, I get to meet loads of fun peeps, converse with my dear friends and have a jolly-time overall. Whoo Hoo! (Rich, I'm rubbing it in just for you! *snicker*)

There is still time to jump on the bus so to speak. For those heading to Austin, I'll see ya there fat bottom and all!

Posted by Oddybobo at April 24, 2006 09:30 AM | TrackBack
Comments

I'm with you on the 'breaking out the clothng'. I hate when I have to see my fat. But, then again.. Ijust need to stop walking by the mirror. ;-)

Hope you have fun in Austin and say hi to Bou for me!

Posted by: vw bug at April 24, 2006 01:53 PM

"(Rich, I'm rubbing it in just for you! *snicker*)"

Oh, I *know* you are... ::sigh:: If I didn't like you so much, I might get pissed. I know you are going to have a blast. And you have to have some blast for me too!! :)

And as far as the chubby is concerned, don't worry! Everything is bigger in Texas. Hair, diamonds, cars, bootys, everything. :) You'll be fine!

Posted by: Richmond at April 24, 2006 02:37 PM

Austin is almost 200 miles from the coast. As far as I know no whaling ship has ever made it that far up the Colorado River, so you have near zero chance of being harpooned.

BTW -- There's a cool front moving into Central Texas tomorrow. The weather should be beautiful.

Posted by: Bob at April 24, 2006 03:02 PM

My solution for being fat and hot: Long flowing sundresses. Love 'em! Cool and complimentary. I live in them year round. Luckily I live in Florida so it's only freakish a few days out of the year.

Have a great time!

Posted by: Janette at April 24, 2006 04:16 PM

Oddy - you're not fat, you're snuggly.

There's a difference :-)

Posted by: Harvey at April 24, 2006 07:17 PM

oh honey, please.

we will love you just the way you are. we all have issues, ergo we blog. you'll fit in fine, believe me.

Posted by: shoe at April 24, 2006 11:26 PM

As Lady Shoe said, "we all have issues, ergo we blog..."

Dayum.

I think that's my new tag-line.

You will fit right in.

Don't worry.

; )

Posted by: Christina at April 25, 2006 12:59 PM

Ditto what Shoe & Christina said. If they can put up with me and my ever-growing list of 'issues', they're gonna LOVE you.

See you Friday!

Posted by: El Capitan at April 25, 2006 03:55 PM

Oh, I wish I were going!

Posted by: Lolly at April 25, 2006 04:11 PM

My favorite people are fat people who don't give a shit what other people think. I'm thinking you should wear a bright orange glow in the dark flowing sundress, with red sandals and a purple hat!
If I had an outfit like that I'd wear it too!

Posted by: livey at April 25, 2006 04:54 PM

Hope you guys have a good time. I can't wait to hear all about it! And somebody has to give me the scoop on Oddybobo. :D

Posted by: Moogie at April 25, 2006 05:38 PM

Don't worry about it. Just wear burnt orange or a Vince Young jersey and everybody will love you. We're looking forward to seeing you.

Posted by: Dash at April 25, 2006 08:47 PM

Issues? I ain't got no farookin' issues.

Can I buy a pair of open-toed cowboy boots in Austin?

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