July 09, 2006
In Honor of T1G's Big Day!
First and foremost I want to wish a wonderful and very happy birthday to my dear friend T1G. I love this guy.
So, in honor of his birthday, I felt the need to give him a gift that keeps on giving.
This is something you can use and abuse all year long. Think of it as an extended birthday present!
You can start with this one:
Then move on to the always available Salma:
Then assuming you are in the mood for blondes:
But, I knew that at your advanced age, after a few days with these pretty young-things, and you would likely suffer from unwanted difficulties. So! I got you one of these. I figure it will come in handy on day four or five. Don't worry, it is guaranteed so when you wear it out, they'll replace it! Free of charge!
I love you man! Happy Birthday!
LMAO! Too funny!
Posted by: Sissy at July 8, 2006 11:36 PMGirl, you better change your address/phone/email.
That's funny shit!
Posted by: Tammi at July 8, 2006 11:46 PMROFLOL!
This is the Greatest present of all because he can use it into his 90's!!!!
LOL!
Posted by: michele at July 9, 2006 12:06 AMROFLMAO - the last one is definitely the best... so useful.
Posted by: Teresa at July 9, 2006 12:10 AMPerfect! You are always so thoughtful, Oddy!
Posted by: Richmond at July 9, 2006 07:39 AM... that's just mean...
Posted by: Eric at July 9, 2006 09:02 AMGee and I thought it was supposed to be us guys who are cruel with locker room humor. Women are much more vicious! *g*
Posted by: BloodSpite at July 9, 2006 09:39 AMThat was flat out funny now... I'm betting he opens the last gift first...
Posted by: RedNeck at July 9, 2006 11:31 AMOddy, your balls are so much bigger than mine....
really.
We soooo need to do drinks soon...
Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at July 9, 2006 03:32 PMThat is great!!! And so very perfect!
Posted by: VW Bug at July 9, 2006 05:55 PMUh... Thanks? ;)
Frickin' funny, Oddy. Mean as hell, but funny.
I'm going to see if that thing really works, now...
Posted by: That 1 Guy at July 9, 2006 11:08 PMLOL!!! Too funny! Is it dishwasher safe? ;)
Posted by: Moogie at July 10, 2006 06:20 AMROFTL! Good one.
Posted by: Laughing Wolf at July 10, 2006 06:37 AMMoogie? DAMN......you made me tear up I was laughin' so hard......
Leave it to a Mom to ask that!! ;-) (dishwasher safe!!)
Posted by: Tammi at July 10, 2006 11:13 AM
