July 24, 2006


This weekend was spent at the Easy Riders Biker Rodeo.

We sell beer for the Fire Department. And I people watch. This year was a disappointment. The rain chased a lot of our crowd out and the chill in the air made the wearing of ass-less chaps less of a phenomenon.

I love seeing who thinks they've got the goods for ass-less chaps. Seriously, last year, ya'll would have died if you saw the 70 year old granny in a thong and ass-less chaps.

This year's trophy-girl competition was interesting, to say the least. Why is it that in a contest celebrating the endowments of a woman, and a little water added to a white t-shirt, they pick the least endowed lady to be the trophy girl? I'm just saying.

But the best of the evening was the tips! Yep, I got tips for being "sexy" for being "cute" for being "sly" for being "Hawaiian - no really you are right?" and for being "a beer girl!"

Shoot, we raised enough in tips to throw a party at the Fire Hall! Now, if I can just get the image of that 60 year old's boobage from being seared onto my brain for life, I would be set . . .

How was your weekend?

Posted by Oddybobo at July 24, 2006 08:54 AM | TrackBack

Too bad about the rain - but I'm glad you had fun!

Posted by: Richmond at July 24, 2006 12:21 PM

I *knew* I should have called you this morning. We've GOT to compare notes.

It sounds like you have the lead in the "interesting" category - but I may have you in plain out quantity of oddness.


Posted by: Tammi at July 24, 2006 01:16 PM

What, No pictures?

Posted by: michele at July 24, 2006 07:26 PM

It was hotter than blazes here in So Cal. We walked past the Wine Festival at the beach in Santa Barbara. It was interesting watching all the drunks stagger away when it was over. I guess the combo of high temps and multiple glasses of vino effected some of the festival goers. There was one lady passed out on the lawn right in front of the entrance. Delightful.

No ass-less chaps, though. Of course, it was so hot, I kinda wished I was wearin' a pair!

Posted by: Sir Ian Cognito at July 24, 2006 08:55 PM

Yay, beer girl! :)

Posted by: Ogre at July 25, 2006 08:39 AM

Get IN the contest next year Oddy... that's party plus money there probably...

Posted by: RedNeck at July 25, 2006 04:27 PM


I have yet to attend one of these events. I am collecting notes from your site re: proper behavior and manners.

the good news, I already have the chaps...

I would have to drugged or drunk to wear them with anything other than jeans.....and I do not think I am nuts enough to enter one of these "contests"....

on second thought, maybe I shouldn't go....I may end up with nightmares.

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at July 26, 2006 08:24 AM

My weekend was so... boring. wow.

Unlike AWTM, I do not own chaps. I'm not sure I'd know how to put a pair on...

Posted by: Bou at July 26, 2006 11:01 PM