And your little dog too!

To the stupid bint who insisted upon driving the shoulder on the BRIDGE this morning to pass as much traffic as possible, then proceeded to cut in front of me and give ME the finger . . . I hope you get food poisoning today!

To the jagoff who thought it'd be cool to prank call me at 3 a.m., I hope your genitals shrivel up and fall off.

To the asscrack that purchased the last diet coke in the machine today - may it be flat.

To all you yahoos out there who insist on riding my six when I am driving 80 frickin miles an hour! Next time - I slam on the breaks, I've got good insurance, do you?

Oh, and just for good measure . . . to the person whole stole my booster seat at the airport last week - we saw it go into the plane - I hope the lingering smells of my Boy's puke come back to haunt you, cause seriously, you can't wash that shit out!

Can you tell I'm having one of those days?